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Embrace That Girl is a well-crafted post college memoir that will appeal to young readers and those looking for insightful humor on the journey to self-acceptance. You’ll love it if you like Mindy Kaling’s Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?”

– Booklife by Publisher’s Weekly

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When i’m not writing, I moonlight as a mountain home keeper. Come experience the magic of Bryson City, NC at our casa del pueblo, your home for the weekend. Our 5/4 home has stunning mountain views just a 1 minute drive to downtown & 10 mins the Smoky Mountain National Park. It can be rented separately as suites or together as a home. We’d love to host you. ​